Guy posts his sister's hookup wishlist to FB

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N8

Thought i'd share this, pretty funny stuff.

A girl named Katie found a twelve-pack of beer in her teenage brother’s room and ratted him out to their parents. This is not news in any way, but what young Chris, the brother, did in retaliation after being grounded for three months is funny as hell… and so, so wrong…

Not only did he rummage through Katie’s things and find her “hookup list” (aka “blow-jobs-to-hand-out list”), but he published it on his Facebook page…

…and tagged all of the intended recipients.

Then he engaged in a comment war with his sister while the subjects of this list weighed in:

http://blogs.nerve.com/scanner/2009/12/23/guy-posts-his-sisters-hookup-list-to-facebook-and-tags-all-the-guys/

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Timmeh

hahaha, I saw this on lamebook a while back and roflmaoed tremendously

if only I had siblings stupid enough to do stuff like that :(

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Vasya

Oh shit!

*hides to-blow list better*

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Vasya

Also, that is serious lolz.

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Crazy Rambles

*avoided sibling conflicts* Well, unless you count my dad as a younger brother.

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yori

man...i never made a dick sucking list in high school...i was missing out on so many fingerings!

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yori

also why the hell is there a deadline on her blow job list...

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Trumby

This is pretty much awesome.

I bet I know a few people that probably had these kind of lists in high school <.<

...also Janet, I was thinking the same thing about her deadline. Graduation maybe?

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Ariwyn

When I found my older bro on facebook his marriage status was listed as "it's complicated" I thought it was a joke. I then suggested that he friend his wife...also a joke..I thought she knew he was on there...nope...oh..and he was also cheating on her at the time..so it was indeed complicated....True Story...They are on their way to divorce with a brand new baby girl at home :(

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15

Trumby wrote:
This is pretty much awesome.

I bet I know a few people that probably had these kind of lists in high school <.<

Hey fuck you.

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Vasya

=O

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Trumby

15 wrote:
Trumby wrote:
This is pretty much awesome.

I bet I know a few people that probably had these kind of lists in high school <.<

Hey fuck you.


lololol, I wasn't talking about you, Mr. Guilty Conscience!

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Qyn

Ah, high school chix.

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Fazil

Who doesn't keep a list like this, at least mentally? I totally have a to-do list running around in my head. It's not so concrete or ranked or deadlined as this girl's seems to be, though, and keeping it around when you have a sibling is a very bad idea. Then again, she's not the brightest of people either. I mean, she could just go erase his hard drive. Or five billion other revenges. Seriously, if there isn't a major escalation then she's not doing her sisterly job. :)

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Fazil

...and so does Jennie Breeden. Keep a mental to-do list, that is.

http://devilspanties.keenspot.com/d/20091118.html

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Qyn

Rew you keep a mental list of who you want to eat you out and who you're going to give blowjobs to? Man, I learn new stuff about you all the time!

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Timmeh

omanz